- Cochon
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The French police caught me trying to steal a pig.
But fortunately I got away with a cochon.
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- Dad Jokes
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Puns are often called "dad jokes" because they're often told by groan men.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 June 2022
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- Committed DNA
- I saved my own DNA in a Git source code repository.It was a project I committed myself to.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 July 2022
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- Royal Barber
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The royal barber shaves for a reigny day.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 July 2022
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- Schrödinger's bag
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Schrödinger's original experiment didn't involve a box. But he had to change it to that after he let the cat out of the bag.
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