Did you hear about the cheese-loving decorator who decided to paint his wife?
He double gloucester.
When the paleontologist was caught stealing dinosaur bones from his colleagues, he was accused of skulduggery.
The rock crushing machine was designed from the ground up.
...because the rocks were designed to be ground up.
Stuart was a hermit crab. But he knew he didn't want to be a hermit all his life. He wanted to meet other like-minded crabs.
But he was also very shy; so first he needed to learn how to come out of his shell a little.
The tree trunks were told that they would have to get off the ship without taking their outer layers with them.
So they disembarked.
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