Counting Eggs

Q: What do you call a hen who can count her eggs?

A: A mathemachicken.

 

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Piano Tuner

My very first job was as a trainee piano tuner.

My dad had to pull a few strings to get it for me, but I hit the right tone in the interview.

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Chuffed

I just got a job a steam train driver.

I couldn't be more chuffed!

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Cochon

The French police caught me trying to steal a pig.

But fortunately I got away with a cochon.

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Dad Jokes

Puns are often called "dad jokes" because they're often told by groan men.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 June 2022

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