- Counting Eggs
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Q: What do you call a hen who can count her eggs?
A: A mathemachicken.
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- Piano Tuner
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My very first job was as a trainee piano tuner.
My dad had to pull a few strings to get it for me, but I hit the right tone in the interview.
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- Chuffed
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I just got a job a steam train driver.
I couldn't be more chuffed!
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- Cochon
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The French police caught me trying to steal a pig.
But fortunately I got away with a cochon.
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- Dad Jokes
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Puns are often called "dad jokes" because they're often told by groan men.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 June 2022
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