- With My Eyes Closed
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My doctor asked me if I was sleeping well.
I said "Sleeping is one of the things I'm best at. I can do it with my eyes closed."
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- No Bells
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the first "knock-knock" joke?
He won the No Bell Prize.
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- Category: One-liners
- Atheist Mathematician
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I asked my atheist mathematician friend to solve some equations for me.
She said she couldn't do the exponential equations because she didn't believe in higher powers.
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- Music Fans
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Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What’s your favourite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I’m a huge metal fan..."
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- Category: One-liners
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