Sodium Chloride

I tried puttingĀ Sodium Chloride into a battery, but I just ended up getting charged with assault.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 October 2021

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Dentists

I've had it up to my back teeth with dentists.

Submitted by: Gary Jones

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Pricy Pasta

I just bought myself a packet of the worlds' most expensive pasta.

It was worth every penne.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 May 2021

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Achilles Shoulder

My trouble is my poor knowledge of ancient Greek mythology. It'll always be my Achilles shoulder.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 March 2021

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Red or Green?

My friend has given up on the idea of building a greenhouse because the local builders' yard only stocks red bricks.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 October 2021

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