My doctor asked me if I was sleeping well.
I said "Sleeping is one of the things I'm best at. I can do it with my eyes closed."
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first "knock-knock" joke?
He won the No Bell Prize.
I asked my atheist mathematician friend to solve some equations for me.
She said she couldn't do the exponential equations because she didn't believe in higher powers.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What’s your favourite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I’m a huge metal fan..."
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