Cochon

The French police caught me trying to steal a pig.

But fortunately I got away with a cochon.

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Dad Jokes

Puns are often called "dad jokes" because they're often told by groan men.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 June 2022

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Committed DNA
I saved my own DNA in a Git source code repository.
 
It was a project I committed myself to.
This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 July 2022

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Royal Barber

The royal barber shaves for a reigny day.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 July 2022

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Schrödinger's bag

Schrödinger's original experiment didn't involve a box. But he had to change it to that after he let the cat out of the bag.

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