Sat-nav

If your car's sat-nav system is one of those where you can change the voice, be very careful: Do not change it to use the voice of Bono from U2.

I did, and now my sat-nav thinks all the streets have no name.

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Shade Trees

- I don't trust trees during the summer.

- Why not?

- The seem kinda shady.

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My Fault

Two tectonic plates bumped into each other.

One said to the other: "sorry, my fault."

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Cheap Fish

A couple of friends went to a store that was selling half price flat fish.

Cheap skates.

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Letters

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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