Pricy Pasta

I just bought myself a packet of the worlds' most expensive pasta.

It was worth every penne.

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Achilles Shoulder

My trouble is my poor knowledge of ancient Greek mythology. It'll always be my Achilles shoulder.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 March 2021

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Red or Green?

My friend has given up on the idea of building a greenhouse because the local builders' yard only stocks red bricks.

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Toothbrush

Yesterday I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the Toothbrush.

I didn't see any plaque.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 December 2020

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Going Viral

Did you hear the new pun about the epidemiologist?

Apparently it's going viral.

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