A couple of friends went to a store that was selling half price flat fish.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
My doctor banned me from listening to Queen albums...
...he said they had a dangerously high Mercury content.
Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a No Bell Prize.
Judge: You are charged with the crime of making a hot drink from the feathers of a sea bird.
Defendant: Gull tea, your honour.
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