- Respunsibility
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Why do I make so many bad jokes?
Because it's my respunsibility.
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- Clown Manners
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A clown just held a door open for me.
I thought, that's a nice jester.
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- Chemistry Jokes
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Q: What do you do if you tell chemistry jokes, but nobody laughs?
A: Keep trying until you get a reaction.
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- Sat-nav
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If your car's sat-nav system is one of those where you can change the voice, be very careful: Do not change it to use the voice of Bono from U2.
I did, and now my sat-nav thinks all the streets have no name.
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- Shade Trees
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- I don't trust trees during the summer.
- Why not?
- The seem kinda shady.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 March 2020
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- Category: One-liners
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