- Sat-nav
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If your car's sat-nav system is one of those where you can change the voice, be very careful: Do not change it to use the voice of Bono from U2.
I did, and now my sat-nav thinks all the streets have no name.
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- Shade Trees
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- I don't trust trees during the summer.
- Why not?
- The seem kinda shady.
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- My Fault
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Two tectonic plates bumped into each other.
One said to the other: "sorry, my fault."
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- Cheap Fish
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A couple of friends went to a store that was selling half price flat fish.
Cheap skates.
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- Letters
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
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- Category: One-liners
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