Old Bulbs

When the old-style lightbulbs were banned, I wasn't just angry about it; I was incandescent!

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Unhappy Farm

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow?

A: An animal that's in a baa-d moo-d.

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Living Room

I could tell it wasn't a real haunted house, because it had a living room.

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Wires Crossed

I waited for the electrician all day. But it turned out he was only planning to come the following day.

We must have got our wires crossed.

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Not Wrong

Customer: "Excuse me, is that a cake or meringue?"

Baker: "No, you're not ringue, it's a cake."

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