- Corny Pirate Joke
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Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A. A buccaneer.
- Submitted by: Dominic Nichols
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- Tree Surgery
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Tree surgery is an expensive business to be in.
It has a lot of overheads.
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- Gasket
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When I saw how much it would cost to repair my car's engine, I blew a gasket!
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- Two Hats
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Two hats were hanging on a hat-stand.
One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 March 2019
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- Category: One-liners
- Double Gloucester
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Did you hear about the cheese-loving decorator who decided to paint his wife?
He double gloucester.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 February 2019
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- Category: One-liners
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