- Caffeine and milk
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Q: What do you call a drink that is just caffeine with frothy milk poured over it?
A: A cappu-C₈H₁₀N₄O₂
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- Bucharest
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Did you hear about the thief who got stopped by the police after robbing a library in the capital of Romania?
It was a book arrest.
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- Speeding photon
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Did you hear about the photon that got convicted for speeding?
But it was a light sentence: He got sent to prism, but got out almost immediately.
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- Counting Eggs
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Q: What do you call a hen who can count her eggs?
A: A mathemachicken.
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- Piano Tuner
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My very first job was as a trainee piano tuner.
My dad had to pull a few strings to get it for me, but I hit the right tone in the interview.
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