- Sodium Chloride
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I tried putting Sodium Chloride into a battery, but I just ended up getting charged with assault.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 October 2021
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- Dentists
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I've had it up to my back teeth with dentists.
- Submitted by: Gary Jones
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- Pricy Pasta
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I just bought myself a packet of the worlds' most expensive pasta.
It was worth every penne.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 May 2021
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- Achilles Shoulder
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My trouble is my poor knowledge of ancient Greek mythology. It'll always be my Achilles shoulder.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 March 2021
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- Red or Green?
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My friend has given up on the idea of building a greenhouse because the local builders' yard only stocks red bricks.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 October 2021
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