- Cheap Fish
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A couple of friends went to a store that was selling half price flat fish.
Cheap skates.
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- Letters
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
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- Mercury
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My doctor banned me from listening to Queen albums...
...he said they had a dangerously high Mercury content.
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- No Bell
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Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a No Bell Prize.
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- Gull Tea
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Judge: You are charged with the crime of making a hot drink from the feathers of a sea bird.
Defendant: Gull tea, your honour.
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