When the old-style lightbulbs were banned, I wasn't just angry about it; I was incandescent!
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow?
A: An animal that's in a baa-d moo-d.
I could tell it wasn't a real haunted house, because it had a living room.
I waited for the electrician all day. But it turned out he was only planning to come the following day.
We must have got our wires crossed.
Customer: "Excuse me, is that a cake or meringue?"
Baker: "No, you're not ringue, it's a cake."
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