Cheap Fish

A couple of friends went to a store that was selling half price flat fish.

Cheap skates.

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Letters

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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Mercury

My doctor banned me from listening to Queen albums...

...he said they had a dangerously high Mercury content.

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No Bell

Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a No Bell Prize.

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Gull Tea

Judge: You are charged with the crime of making a hot drink from the feathers of a sea bird.

Defendant: Gull tea, your honour.

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