Q: What do you call a hen who can count her eggs?
A: A mathemachicken.
My very first job was as a trainee piano tuner.
My dad had to pull a few strings to get it for me, but I hit the right tone in the interview.
I just got a job a steam train driver.
I couldn't be more chuffed!
The French police caught me trying to steal a pig.
But fortunately I got away with a cochon.
Puns are often called "dad jokes" because they're often told by groan men.
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