Double Gloucester

Did you hear about the cheese-loving decorator who decided to paint his wife?

He double gloucester.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 February 2019

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The Sneaky Paleontologist

When the paleontologist was caught stealing dinosaur bones from his colleagues, he was accused of skulduggery.

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Ground Up

The rock crushing machine was designed from the ground up.

...because the rocks were designed to be ground up.

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The Shy Hermit Crab

Stuart was a hermit crab. But he knew he didn't want to be a hermit all his life. He wanted to meet other like-minded crabs.

But he was also very shy; so first he needed to learn how to come out of his shell a little.

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Disembarked

The tree trunks were told that they would have to get off the ship without taking their outer layers with them.

So they disembarked.

 

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