Atheist Mathematician

I asked my atheist mathematician friend to solve some equations for me.

She said she couldn't do the exponential equations because she didn't believe in higher powers.

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Music Fans

Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What’s your favourite type of music?"

The other says, "Well... I’m a huge metal fan..."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 16 August 2019

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Kicks

Did you hear about the man who liked to stand behind a horse?

He did it just for kicks.

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Carpentry Interview

"How did your interview go today for the carpenter job?"

"It was great -- I really nailed it."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 28 November 2018

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Oil Price

Oil prices are volatile.

Electricity prices are static.

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