Search Matches

When I did an internet search on how to start a fire, I got lots of matches.

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Old Bulbs

When the old-style lightbulbs were banned, I wasn't just angry about it; I was incandescent!

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Unhappy Farm

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow?

A: An animal that's in a baa-d moo-d.

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Living Room

I could tell it wasn't a real haunted house, because it had a living room.

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Wires Crossed

I waited for the electrician all day. But it turned out he was only planning to come the following day.

We must have got our wires crossed.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 October 2018

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