- Search Matches
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When I did an internet search on how to start a fire, I got lots of matches.
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- Old Bulbs
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When the old-style lightbulbs were banned, I wasn't just angry about it; I was incandescent!
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- Unhappy Farm
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Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow?
A: An animal that's in a baa-d moo-d.
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- Living Room
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I could tell it wasn't a real haunted house, because it had a living room.
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- Wires Crossed
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I waited for the electrician all day. But it turned out he was only planning to come the following day.
We must have got our wires crossed.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 October 2018
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