No Bell

Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a No Bell Prize.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 December 2022

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Gull Tea

Judge: You are charged with the crime of making a hot drink from the feathers of a sea bird.

Defendant: Gull tea, your honour.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 22 January 2023

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High Wire Bank

My bank has had a tightrope installed.

They use it whenever a customer asks them to check their balance.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 May 2022

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Corny Pirate Joke

Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?

A. A buccaneer.

Submitted by: Dominic Nichols
This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 March 2022

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Tree Surgery

Tree surgery is an expensive business to be in.

It has a lot of overheads.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 January 2023

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