Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a No Bell Prize.
Judge: You are charged with the crime of making a hot drink from the feathers of a sea bird.
Defendant: Gull tea, your honour.
My bank has had a tightrope installed.
They use it whenever a customer asks them to check their balance.
High wire bank
Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A. A buccaneer.
Tree surgery is an expensive business to be in.
It has a lot of overheads.
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