- Letters
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 10 November 2023
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- Category: One-liners
- Mercury
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My doctor banned me from listening to Queen albums...
...he said they had a dangerously high Mercury content.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 30 September 2021
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- No Bell
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Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a No Bell Prize.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 10 June 2023
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- Gull Tea
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Judge: You are charged with the crime of making a hot drink from the feathers of a sea bird.
Defendant: Gull tea, your honour.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 February 2024
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- Category: One-liners
- High Wire Bank
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My bank has had a tightrope installed.
They use it whenever a customer asks them to check their balance.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 August 2023
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