The headlines this morning: They're being made by corduroy pillows.
The Sydney Opera House is off-Quay.
Did you hear about the mafioso who got a job in refuse disposal? He had to dispose of those who refused.
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road and then suddenly turned into a field.
Q: How do celebrities stay cool? A: They have many fans!
Page 9 of 90