- Cold Vampire
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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- Mallard
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A man was charged with stealing ducks from a local pond in a small English village.
When in court, the judge asked how he pleaded. He replied 'Not guilty Mallard'.
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- Wet Letter Day
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I got sent a package the other day, but when it arrived it was all damp.
I complained at the post office, and they said it must have had postage dew.
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- Beaten up by a Movie Star
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He made money sending thousands of junk emails to people, but one day he made a mistake and sent a whole load of them to a famous Hollywood actress. She was so angry that she had him beaten up, and that's how he came to be known as The Star Mangled Spammer.
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- Buddhist at the dentists
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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