Ice House

Q: How does a penguin build it’s house?

A: Igloos it together.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 February 2019

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Calendar Job

I used to have a job at a calendar factory. But I got in trouble because I took a couple of days off.

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Fresh Ground

"Waiter, waiter, this drink tastes like mud!"

"Well yes of course, Sir. It's fresh ground coffee."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 January 2019

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Watch Me!

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

"Watch me, granddad! No hands!"

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Semi-colon in Trouble

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the laws of grammar?

He was given two consecutive sentences.

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