- No Bell
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Whoever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a No Bell Prize.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 December 2022
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- Gull Tea
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Judge: You are charged with the crime of making a hot drink from the feathers of a sea bird.
Defendant: Gull tea, your honour.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 22 January 2023
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- High Wire Bank
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My bank has had a tightrope installed.
They use it whenever a customer asks them to check their balance.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 May 2022
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- Corny Pirate Joke
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Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A. A buccaneer.
- Submitted by: Dominic Nichols
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 March 2022
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- Category: One-liners
- Tree Surgery
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Tree surgery is an expensive business to be in.
It has a lot of overheads.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 January 2023
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