Customer: "Excuse me, is that a cake or meringue?"
Baker: "No, you're not ringue, it's a cake."
It's fine to borrow the occasional book from the library. Just try not to overdue it.
My sister made a bet with me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
And in other news today, the Norwegian and Swedish armed forces have been painting bar codes on all their ships.
Because they want to scan-da-navy-in.
Q: How did the Vikings send their secret messages?
A: They used Norse Code.
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