Not Wrong

Customer: "Excuse me, is that a cake or meringue?"

Baker: "No, you're not ringue, it's a cake."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 November 2018

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Overdue

It's fine to borrow the occasional book from the library. Just try not to overdue it.

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Pasta Car

My sister made a bet with me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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Scandinavian

And in other news today, the Norwegian and Swedish armed forces have been painting bar codes on all their ships.

Because they want to scan-da-navy-in.

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Viking Code

Q: How did the Vikings send their secret messages?

A: They used Norse Code.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 November 2018

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