- Fake Flamingo
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He told her to stop pretending to be a flamingo, so she had to put her foot down.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 November 2018
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- Category: One-liners
- Lost Case
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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case.
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- Search Matches
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When I did an internet search on how to start a fire, I got lots of matches.
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- Old Bulbs
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When the old-style lightbulbs were banned, I wasn't just angry about it; I was incandescent!
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- Unhappy Farm
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Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow?
A: An animal that's in a baa-d moo-d.
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