Fake Flamingo

He told her to stop pretending to be a flamingo, so she had to put her foot  down.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 November 2018

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Lost Case

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.

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Search Matches

When I did an internet search on how to start a fire, I got lots of matches.

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Old Bulbs

When the old-style lightbulbs were banned, I wasn't just angry about it; I was incandescent!

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Unhappy Farm

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow?

A: An animal that's in a baa-d moo-d.

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