- Alter the Altar
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When I was a child, my duties in the church included helping to shorten or lengthen the holy robes. I was an alter boy.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 April 2025
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- Alienate
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Sometimes, I'd like to give my employees a one-way ticket to Mars. But I'm afraid if I do, I'll alienate them.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 September 2022
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- Booked his day in court
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A criminal wrote a book that explained how he couldn't have committed the crime. It was his alibiography.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 January 2025
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- Alcohol?
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Alcohol? No thanks. It's not really my cup of tea.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 September 2024
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- Acetylene
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It's good to be with people who think puns are a gas. Acetylene that way myself.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 13 December 2024
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