Scandinavian

And in other news today, the Norwegian and Swedish armed forces have been painting bar codes on all their ships.

Because they want to scan-da-navy-in.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 April 2019

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Viking Code

Q: How did the Vikings send their secret messages?

A: They used Norse Code.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 August 2019

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No Gig Yet

My friends and I have started a new band. We're called "1023 MB".

Because we haven't got a gig yet, but we're really close.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 April 2019

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Raking

My friend Joe got a job collecting leaves.

Seems like it pays well, because he's raking it in.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 May 2019

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Beef Stew

Apparently you shouldn’t use “beef stew” as a password.

Because it’s not stroganoff.

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