Tired Biologist

My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.

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How to Win at Tug-of-War

To win a tug-of-war, you have to have a good grasp on the situation, and out-weight your opponent.

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Corduroy

The headlines this morning: They're being made by corduroy pillows.

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Australian Opera

The Sydney Opera House is off-Quay.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 October 2018

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Refuse disposal

Did you hear about the mafioso who got a job in refuse disposal? He had to dispose of those who refused.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 December 2018

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