- Calendar Job
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I used to have a job at a calendar factory. But I got in trouble because I took a couple of days off.
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- Fresh Ground
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"Waiter, waiter, this drink tastes like mud!"
"Well yes of course, Sir. It's fresh ground coffee."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 January 2019
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- Watch Me!
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
"Watch me, granddad! No hands!"
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- Semi-colon in Trouble
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Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the laws of grammar?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
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- Tired Biologist
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My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.
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