- Scandinavian
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And in other news today, the Norwegian and Swedish armed forces have been painting bar codes on all their ships.
Because they want to scan-da-navy-in.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 April 2019
Permalink: Scandinavian
- Category: One-liners
- Viking Code
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Q: How did the Vikings send their secret messages?
A: They used Norse Code.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 August 2019
Permalink: Viking Code
- Category: One-liners
- No Gig Yet
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My friends and I have started a new band. We're called "1023 MB".
Because we haven't got a gig yet, but we're really close.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 April 2019
Permalink: No Gig Yet
- Category: One-liners
- Raking
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My friend Joe got a job collecting leaves.
Seems like it pays well, because he's raking it in.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 May 2019
Permalink: Raking
- Category: One-liners
- Beef Stew
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Apparently you shouldn’t use “beef stew” as a password.
Because it’s not stroganoff.
Permalink: Beef Stew
- Category: One-liners
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