Leisure Complex

A certain leisure complex had a movie screen and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell through the floor into the pool.

The owners left it there, and used it as a dive-in theater.

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Overweight Aliens

What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol.

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Barbeque Shop

A guy walks into a barbecue shop...

"Are you looking for something in specific sir?"

"Yeah, I was looking for my grill-friend. She came in earlier."

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I was robbed!

I got robbed! I don't know how he got in. He must have got intruder window.

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Upholstery Accident

I met a man who fell into an upholstery machine.

Fortunately, he's fully recovered now.

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