Gasket

When I saw how much it would cost to repair my car's engine, I blew a gasket!

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Two Hats

Two hats were hanging on a hat-stand.

One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 January 2020

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Double Gloucester

Did you hear about the cheese-loving decorator who decided to paint his wife?

He double gloucester.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 February 2022

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The Sneaky Paleontologist

When the paleontologist was caught stealing dinosaur bones from his colleagues, he was accused of skulduggery.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 March 2021

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Ground Up

The rock crushing machine was designed from the ground up.

...because the rocks were designed to be ground up.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 July 2022

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