And in other news today, the Norwegian and Swedish armed forces have been painting bar codes on all their ships.
Because they want to scan-da-navy-in.
Q: How did the Vikings send their secret messages?
A: They used Norse Code.
My friends and I have started a new band. We're called "1023 MB".
Because we haven't got a gig yet, but we're really close.
No Gig Yet
My friend Joe got a job collecting leaves.
Seems like it pays well, because he's raking it in.
Apparently you shouldn’t use “beef stew” as a password.
Because it’s not stroganoff.
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