Train Tracks

I can always tell when a train has been through town. I can see its tracks.

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The Wolf And The Deer

If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?

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Killer Whale Song

If killer whales sing as other whales do, do they have an orca-stra?

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Fast Food

How is it that fast food is so popular? I thought you're not supposed to eat when you're fasting.

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Neutron

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

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