- Leisure Complex
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A certain leisure complex had a movie screen and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell through the floor into the pool.
The owners left it there, and used it as a dive-in theater.
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- Overweight Aliens
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What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol.
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- Category: One-liners
- Barbeque Shop
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A guy walks into a barbecue shop...
"Are you looking for something in specific sir?"
"Yeah, I was looking for my grill-friend. She came in earlier."
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- Category: One-liners
- I was robbed!
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I got robbed! I don't know how he got in. He must have got intruder window.
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- Category: One-liners
- Upholstery Accident
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I met a man who fell into an upholstery machine.
Fortunately, he's fully recovered now.
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