When I saw how much it would cost to repair my car's engine, I blew a gasket!
Two hats were hanging on a hat-stand.
One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."
Did you hear about the cheese-loving decorator who decided to paint his wife?
He double gloucester.
When the paleontologist was caught stealing dinosaur bones from his colleagues, he was accused of skulduggery.
The rock crushing machine was designed from the ground up.
...because the rocks were designed to be ground up.
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