- Gasket
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When I saw how much it would cost to repair my car's engine, I blew a gasket!
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- Two Hats
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Two hats were hanging on a hat-stand.
One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 January 2020
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- Double Gloucester
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Did you hear about the cheese-loving decorator who decided to paint his wife?
He double gloucester.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 February 2022
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- The Sneaky Paleontologist
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When the paleontologist was caught stealing dinosaur bones from his colleagues, he was accused of skulduggery.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 March 2021
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- Ground Up
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The rock crushing machine was designed from the ground up.
...because the rocks were designed to be ground up.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 July 2022
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- Category: One-liners
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