I used to have a job at a calendar factory. But I got in trouble because I took a couple of days off.
"Waiter, waiter, this drink tastes like mud!"
"Well yes of course, Sir. It's fresh ground coffee."
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
"Watch me, granddad! No hands!"
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the laws of grammar?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
Semi-colon in Trouble
My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.
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