Chuffed

I just got a job a steam train driver.

I couldn't be more chuffed!

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 30 October 2023

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Cochon

The French police caught me trying to steal a pig.

But fortunately I got away with a cochon.

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Dad Jokes

Puns are often called "dad jokes" because they're often told by groan men.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 February 2024

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Committed DNA
I saved my own DNA in a Git source code repository.
 
It was a project I committed myself to.
This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 July 2022

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Royal Barber

The royal barber shaves for a reigny day.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 July 2022

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