- Overdue
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It's fine to borrow the occasional book from the library. Just try not to overdue it.
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- Pasta Car
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My sister made a bet with me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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- Scandinavian
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And in other news today, the Norwegian and Swedish armed forces have been painting bar codes on all their ships.
Because they want to scan-da-navy-in.
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- Viking Code
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Q: How did the Vikings send their secret messages?
A: They used Norse Code.
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- No Gig Yet
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My friends and I have started a new band. We're called "1023 MB".
Because we haven't got a gig yet, but we're really close.
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