Q: How do you close a wardrobe?
A: You closet.
The tattoo artist couldn't use coloured pencils to do his artwork, and that made him really sad.
He just needed a shoulder to crayon.
My doctor asked me if I was sleeping well.
I said "Sleeping is one of the things I'm best at. I can do it with my eyes closed."
All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first "knock-knock" joke?
He won the No Bell Prize.
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