Overdue

It's fine to borrow the occasional book from the library. Just try not to overdue it.

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Pasta Car

My sister made a bet with me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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Scandinavian

And in other news today, the Norwegian and Swedish armed forces have been painting bar codes on all their ships.

Because they want to scan-da-navy-in.

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Viking Code

Q: How did the Vikings send their secret messages?

A: They used Norse Code.

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No Gig Yet

My friends and I have started a new band. We're called "1023 MB".

Because we haven't got a gig yet, but we're really close.

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