High Wire Bank

My bank has had a tightrope installed.

They use it whenever a customer asks them to check their balance.

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Corny Pirate Joke

Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?

A. A buccaneer.

Submitted by: Dominic Nichols

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Tree Surgery

Tree surgery is an expensive business to be in.

It has a lot of overheads.

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Gasket

When I saw how much it would cost to repair my car's engine, I blew a gasket!

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Two Hats

Two hats were hanging on a hat-stand.

One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 May 2019

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