My bank has had a tightrope installed.
They use it whenever a customer asks them to check their balance.
High wire bank
Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A. A buccaneer.
Tree surgery is an expensive business to be in.
It has a lot of overheads.
When I saw how much it would cost to repair my car's engine, I blew a gasket!
Two hats were hanging on a hat-stand.
One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."
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