Watch Me!

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

"Watch me, granddad! No hands!"

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Semi-colon in Trouble

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the laws of grammar?

He was given two consecutive sentences.

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Tired Biologist

My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.

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How to Win at Tug-of-War

To win a tug-of-war, you have to have a good grasp on the situation, and out-weight your opponent.

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Corduroy

The headlines this morning: They're being made by corduroy pillows.

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