What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
"Watch me, granddad! No hands!"
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the laws of grammar?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
Semi-colon in Trouble
My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.
To win a tug-of-war, you have to have a good grasp on the situation, and out-weight your opponent.
The headlines this morning: They're being made by corduroy pillows.
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