Pirate Notes

Q: What are a pirates favourite musical notes?

A: High Cs.

 

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Toulouse

"Hey, Joe, do you want to come to the south of France with me?"

"Uh, I'm not sure..."

"Oh come on -- what have you got Toulouse?"

 

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Hurdles

I once knew a track and field athlete who was afraid of hurdles.

Fortunately, he got over it.

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Fake Flamingo

He told her to stop pretending to be a flamingo, so she had to put her foot  down.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 November 2018

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Lost Case

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case.

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