Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What’s your favourite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I’m a huge metal fan..."
Did you hear about the man who liked to stand behind a horse?
He did it just for kicks.
"How did your interview go today for the carpenter job?"
"It was great -- I really nailed it."
Oil prices are volatile.
Electricity prices are static.
I once read a book on antigravity.
It was impossible to put down.
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