- Watch Me!
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
"Watch me, granddad! No hands!"
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- Semi-colon in Trouble
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Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the laws of grammar?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
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- Tired Biologist
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My biologist friend tells me that constantly developing new varieties of plant can be a strain.
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- How to Win at Tug-of-War
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To win a tug-of-war, you have to have a good grasp on the situation, and out-weight your opponent.
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- Corduroy
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The headlines this morning: They're being made by corduroy pillows.
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