Q: What are a pirates favourite musical notes?
A: High Cs.
"Hey, Joe, do you want to come to the south of France with me?"
"Uh, I'm not sure..."
"Oh come on -- what have you got Toulouse?"
I once knew a track and field athlete who was afraid of hurdles.
Fortunately, he got over it.
He told her to stop pretending to be a flamingo, so she had to put her foot down.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case.
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