Low Cost Optomotrist

A cheap eye surgeon is probably cutting corneas.

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Fine Figure

People said I cut a fine figure as I rode through town on my beautiful white steed.

They were right. I'd sat on my sword.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 October 2018

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Dungeons and Dragons

Dungeons and Dragons is just a load of Saxon violence.

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Glass Blower

When the glass-blower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach.

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Honour Roll

When the actor was given an honour role, he knew he was on a roll.

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