Royalty-free

The photographer took some pictures of the Queen.

He was very confused when someone asked if they could publish them royalty-free.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 28 April 2022

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Respunsibility

Why do I make so many bad jokes?

Because it's my respunsibility.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 January 2022

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Clown Manners

A clown just held a door open for me.

I thought, that's a nice jester.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 December 2022

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Chemistry Jokes

Q: What do you do if you tell chemistry jokes, but nobody laughs?

A: Keep trying until you get a reaction.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 October 2021

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Sat-nav

If your car's sat-nav system is one of those where you can change the voice, be very careful: Do not change it to use the voice of Bono from U2.

I did, and now my sat-nav thinks all the streets have no name.

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