- No Gig Yet
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My friends and I have started a new band. We're called "1023 MB".
Because we haven't got a gig yet, but we're really close.
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- Raking
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My friend Joe got a job collecting leaves.
Seems like it pays well, because he's raking it in.
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- Beef Stew
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Apparently you shouldn’t use “beef stew” as a password.
Because it’s not stroganoff.
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- Ice House
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Q: How does a penguin build it’s house?
A: Igloos it together.
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- Calendar Job
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I used to have a job at a calendar factory. But I got in trouble because I took a couple of days off.
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