- Low Cost Optomotrist
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A cheap eye surgeon is probably cutting corneas.
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- Fine Figure
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People said I cut a fine figure as I rode through town on my beautiful white steed.
They were right. I'd sat on my sword.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 October 2018
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- Dungeons and Dragons
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Dungeons and Dragons is just a load of Saxon violence.
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- Glass Blower
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When the glass-blower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach.
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- Honour Roll
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When the actor was given an honour role, he knew he was on a roll.
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