Hands Down

6:30 is my favourite time of day. Hands down.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 April 2019

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Nothing

They told me that nothing was impossible.

But I proved them wrong! I spent all day doing it.

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Pirate Notes

Q: What are a pirates favourite musical notes?

A: High Cs.

 

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Toulouse

"Hey, Joe, do you want to come to the south of France with me?"

"Uh, I'm not sure..."

"Oh come on -- what have you got Toulouse?"

 

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Hurdles

I once knew a track and field athlete who was afraid of hurdles.

Fortunately, he got over it.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 March 2019

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