I could tell it wasn't a real haunted house, because it had a living room.
I waited for the electrician all day. But it turned out he was only planning to come the following day.
We must have got our wires crossed.
Customer: "Excuse me, is that a cake or meringue?"
Baker: "No, you're not ringue, it's a cake."
It's fine to borrow the occasional book from the library. Just try not to overdue it.
My sister made a bet with me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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