A cheap eye surgeon is probably cutting corneas.
People said I cut a fine figure as I rode through town on my beautiful white steed.
They were right. I'd sat on my sword.
Dungeons and Dragons is just a load of Saxon violence.
When the glass-blower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach.
When the actor was given an honour role, he knew he was on a roll.
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