A mosquito doing a tour of Europe is called an itch-hiker.
Q: Why don't pigs use the telephone?
A: Because there's crackling on the line.
I asked a factory worker, "Why do you have such a large peak on your cap?"
He said, "That's my supervisor!"
In the Carribean, if the moon passes in front of the sun, they call it a "total calypso the sun".
When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?
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