Chemistry Jokes

Q: What do you do if you tell chemistry jokes, but nobody laughs?

A: Keep trying until you get a reaction.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 January 2024

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Sat-nav

If your car's sat-nav system is one of those where you can change the voice, be very careful: Do not change it to use the voice of Bono from U2.

I did, and now my sat-nav thinks all the streets have no name.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 October 2023

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Shade Trees

- I don't trust trees during the summer.

- Why not?

- The seem kinda shady.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 April 2023

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My Fault

Two tectonic plates bumped into each other.

One said to the other: "sorry, my fault."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 September 2023

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Cheap Fish

A couple of friends went to a store that was selling half price flat fish.

Cheap skates.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 13 January 2024

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