Shade Trees

- I don't trust trees during the summer.

- Why not?

- The seem kinda shady.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 May 2022

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My Fault

Two tectonic plates bumped into each other.

One said to the other: "sorry, my fault."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 31 August 2022

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Cheap Fish

A couple of friends went to a store that was selling half price flat fish.

Cheap skates.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 16 July 2020

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Letters

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 28 December 2022

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Mercury

My doctor banned me from listening to Queen albums...

...he said they had a dangerously high Mercury content.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 30 September 2021

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