Wires Crossed

I waited for the electrician all day. But it turned out he was only planning to come the following day.

We must have got our wires crossed.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 October 2018

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Not Wrong

Customer: "Excuse me, is that a cake or meringue?"

Baker: "No, you're not ringue, it's a cake."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 November 2018

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Overdue

It's fine to borrow the occasional book from the library. Just try not to overdue it.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 April 2019

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Pasta Car

My sister made a bet with me that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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Scandinavian

And in other news today, the Norwegian and Swedish armed forces have been painting bar codes on all their ships.

Because they want to scan-da-navy-in.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 April 2019

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