Buzzing round Europe

A mosquito doing a tour of Europe is called an itch-hiker.

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Pig phone

Q: Why don't pigs use the telephone?

A: Because there's crackling on the line.

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Big Peak

I asked a factory worker, "Why do you have such a large peak on your cap?"

He said, "That's my supervisor!"

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Solar Calypso

In the Carribean, if the moon passes in front of the sun, they call it a "total calypso the sun".

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 October 2018

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Hungry Clock

When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?

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