- Double Gloucester
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Did you hear about the cheese-loving decorator who decided to paint his wife?
He double gloucester.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 April 2019
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- The Sneaky Paleontologist
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When the paleontologist was caught stealing dinosaur bones from his colleagues, he was accused of skulduggery.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 10 August 2019
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- Ground Up
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The rock crushing machine was designed from the ground up.
...because the rocks were designed to be ground up.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 March 2019
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- The Shy Hermit Crab
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Stuart was a hermit crab. But he knew he didn't want to be a hermit all his life. He wanted to meet other like-minded crabs.
But he was also very shy; so first he needed to learn how to come out of his shell a little.
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- Disembarked
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The tree trunks were told that they would have to get off the ship without taking their outer layers with them.
So they disembarked.
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