Schrödinger's bag

Schrödinger's original experiment didn't involve a box. But he had to change it to that after he let the cat out of the bag.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 16 February 2023

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One Flue

I once worked in a kitchen that was a proper madhouse. They only allowed the head chef proper ventilation.

One flue over the cook who's best.

Submitted by: Ian Power
This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 December 2023

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Lionel the butcher

Lionel Richie got a job as a telephone call handler for a butchery.

He always answers calls with "Hello, is it meat you're looking for?"

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Brain Conditioner

I've just invested in a company that's invented and air-conditioner for the human brain.

It blew my mind the first time I tried it.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 February 2024

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Kicking tyres

If you check your tyre pressures by kicking them, does that make you psi-kick?

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 November 2023

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