I asked my atheist mathematician friend to solve some equations for me.
She said she couldn't do the exponential equations because she didn't believe in higher powers.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What’s your favourite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I’m a huge metal fan..."
Did you hear about the man who liked to stand behind a horse?
He did it just for kicks.
"How did your interview go today for the carpenter job?"
"It was great -- I really nailed it."
Oil prices are volatile.
Electricity prices are static.
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