- Crayon Tattoo
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The tattoo artist couldn't use coloured pencils to do his artwork, and that made him really sad.
He just needed a shoulder to crayon.
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- With My Eyes Closed
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My doctor asked me if I was sleeping well.
I said "Sleeping is one of the things I'm best at. I can do it with my eyes closed."
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- No Bells
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the first "knock-knock" joke?
He won the No Bell Prize.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 April 2019
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- Atheist Mathematician
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I asked my atheist mathematician friend to solve some equations for me.
She said she couldn't do the exponential equations because she didn't believe in higher powers.
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