- Schrödinger's bag
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Schrödinger's original experiment didn't involve a box. But he had to change it to that after he let the cat out of the bag.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 July 2024
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- One Flue
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I once worked in a kitchen that was a proper madhouse. They only allowed the head chef proper ventilation.
One flue over the cook who's best.
- Submitted by: Ian Power
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 30 June 2025
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- Lionel the butcher
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Lionel Richie got a job as a telephone call handler for a butchery.
He always answers calls with "Hello, is it meat you're looking for?"
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 May 2025
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- Brain Conditioner
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I've just invested in a company that's invented and air-conditioner for the human brain.
It blew my mind the first time I tried it.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 August 2024
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- Kicking tyres
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If you check your tyre pressures by kicking them, does that make you psi-kick?
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 October 2024
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