- Lionel the butcher
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Lionel Richie got a job as a telephone call handler for a butchery.
He always answers calls with "Hello, is it meat you're looking for?"
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- Brain Conditioner
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I've just invested in a company that's invented and air-conditioner for the human brain.
It blew my mind the first time I tried it.
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- Kicking tyres
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If you check your tyre pressures by kicking them, does that make you psi-kick?
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 August 2022
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- Postie Jokes
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I've been writing a comedy routine about postmen.
I've got the jokes down pat, but I still have to work on the delivery.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 16 January 2023
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- Sodium Chloride
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I tried putting Sodium Chloride into a battery, but I just ended up getting charged with assault.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 October 2022
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