Raking

My friend Joe got a job collecting leaves.

Seems like it pays well, because he's raking it in.

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Beef Stew

Apparently you shouldn’t use “beef stew” as a password.

Because it’s not stroganoff.

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Ice House

Q: How does a penguin build it’s house?

A: Igloos it together.

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Calendar Job

I used to have a job at a calendar factory. But I got in trouble because I took a couple of days off.

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Fresh Ground

"Waiter, waiter, this drink tastes like mud!"

"Well yes of course, Sir. It's fresh ground coffee."

“Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud.” Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

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