Lionel the butcher

Lionel Richie got a job as a telephone call handler for a butchery.

He always answers calls with "Hello, is it meat you're looking for?"

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Brain Conditioner

I've just invested in a company that's invented and air-conditioner for the human brain.

It blew my mind the first time I tried it.

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Kicking tyres

If you check your tyre pressures by kicking them, does that make you psi-kick?

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 August 2022

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Postie Jokes

I've been writing a comedy routine about postmen.

I've got the jokes down pat, but I still have to work on the delivery.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 16 January 2023

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Sodium Chloride

I tried putting Sodium Chloride into a battery, but I just ended up getting charged with assault.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 October 2022

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