No reaction

I told a joke in chemistry class once.

I didn't get any reaction.

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Changed Mind

My friend Colin decided to study to be a brain surgeon.

But then he changed his mind.

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Tense

The past, present, and future walked into a bar.

It was tense.

The barman asked them to conjugate outside.

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Hands Down

6:30 is my favourite time of day. Hands down.

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Nothing

They told me that nothing was impossible.

But I proved them wrong! I spent all day doing it.

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