Crayon Tattoo

The tattoo artist couldn't use coloured pencils to do his artwork, and that made him really sad.

He just needed a shoulder to crayon.

 

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With My Eyes Closed

My doctor asked me if I was sleeping well.

I said "Sleeping is one of the things I'm best at. I can do it with my eyes closed."

 

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Kraken

All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

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No Bells

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first "knock-knock" joke?

He won the No Bell Prize.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 April 2019

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Atheist Mathematician

I asked my atheist mathematician friend to solve some equations for me.

She said she couldn't do the exponential equations because she didn't believe in higher powers.

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