Channel Tunnel

The first attempt to build the Channel Tunnel was started in France in the 1890s. It would have been the longest steam train tunnel in the world, but they stopped when they realised they'd Britain off more than they could choo.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 April 2019

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Music in the Rain

A certain band director was standing outside on a metal ladder during a concert, when a thunderstorm broke out. Amazingly, he wasn't hit by lightning. The music was awful, though. It seems he just wasn't a good conductor.

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Venetian Blinds

If it weren't for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for us all!

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Sick Politicians

When politicians get the flu, you never know which way they're going to vote... Sometimes the eyes have it, and sometimes the nose.

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Tap Dancer

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 January 2019

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