Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
People who talk about false gods are engaged in idol gossip.
A television weather reporter was involved in an accident, and broke both his arms and both legs.
He had to call in from hospital to explain about the four casts.
Q: How do you make a whale float?
A: Root Beer, two scoops of ice cream and a whale.
A vampire walks into a bar, and asks for a "Large glass of A-positive blood."
The bartender looks him square in the eyes, and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here."
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