Wardrobes

And the wardrobe manufacturing company... The staff were hiding skeletons in the closet, but the boss found a way to wear them out eventually.

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Intuition

I asked her how she always seemed to know the answer, and she said she had a personal teacher inside her head. "I see," I said, "you've got in-tuition."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 February 2019

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Cross a dog and a hen?

I crossed a dog with a hen. Got pooched eggs.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 March 2019

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Genetic Scents

Q: What kind of aftershave do genetic scientists wear? A:  Eau de clone.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 May 2019

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Chocolate Stereo

Did you hear that they've brought out a portable stereo which looks like a big chocolate cake. It's called a gateaux blaster.

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