- Time flies like an arrow
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Time flies like an arrow.... Fruit flies like a banana.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 January 2022
Permalink: arrow
- Category: One-liners
- Cardboard Belts
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Are cardboard belts just a waist of paper?
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 16 January 2024
Permalink: cardbelt
- Category: One-liners
- Hardware Store Choice
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A man walks into a hardware store and asks if they have a tool for breaking up some hard ground. The shop assistant points to a row of suitable tools along the wall and replies: "Certainly sir, take your pick."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 October 2018
Permalink: takepick
- Category: One-liners
- Why Become A Baker?
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Q:Why do people become bakers? A:Because they knead the dough!
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 February 2022
Permalink: knead
- Category: One-liners
- Avenue Road
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Avenue Road? No thanks; the old one's still okay.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 December 2019
Permalink: avenueroad
- Category: One-liners
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