And the wardrobe manufacturing company... The staff were hiding skeletons in the closet, but the boss found a way to wear them out eventually.
I asked her how she always seemed to know the answer, and she said she had a personal teacher inside her head.
"I see," I said, "you've got in-tuition."
I crossed a dog with a hen. Got pooched eggs.
Q: What kind of aftershave do genetic scientists wear?
A: Eau de clone.
Did you hear that they've brought out a portable stereo which looks like a big chocolate cake.
It's called a gateaux blaster.
Page 84 of 95