Undead romance

Why was the Zombie surprised when his ghoulfiend showed up for their date at 11pm? He didn't ex-spectre until midnight.

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Driving them baamy

Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his flock through town, and got a traffic ticket for making a ewe turn.

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Church Denominations

My church accepts any denomination. But they prefer tens and twenties.

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Channel Tunnel

The first attempt to build the Channel Tunnel was started in France in the 1890s. It would have been the longest steam train tunnel in the world, but they stopped when they realised they'd Britain off more than they could choo.

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Music in the Rain

A certain band director was standing outside on a metal ladder during a concert, when a thunderstorm broke out. Amazingly, he wasn't hit by lightning. The music was awful, though. It seems he just wasn't a good conductor.

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