Pounds or Kilos

The shop assistant asked whether I wanted it measured in Pounds or Kilos, so I just told him that either weigh would do.

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Ampere Forever

Scientists may come, and scientists may go, but Ampere's name will always be current.

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Self-Confident Clergy

Priests who think themselves good at their job have an altar ego.

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Alter the Altar

When I was a child, my duties in the church included helping to shorten or lengthen the holy robes. I was an alter boy.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 October 2018

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Alienate

Sometimes, I'd like to give my employees a one-way ticket to Mars. But I'm afraid if I do, I'll alienate them.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 September 2018

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