Priests who think themselves good at their job have an altar ego.
When I was a child, my duties in the church included helping to shorten or lengthen the holy robes. I was an alter boy.
Sometimes, I'd like to give my employees a one-way ticket to Mars. But I'm afraid if I do, I'll alienate them.
A criminal wrote a book that explained how he couldn't have committed the crime.
It was his alibiography.
Alcohol? No thanks. It's not really my cup of tea.
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