Alter the Altar

When I was a child, my duties in the church included helping to shorten or lengthen the holy robes. I was an alter boy.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 October 2018

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Alienate

Sometimes, I'd like to give my employees a one-way ticket to Mars. But I'm afraid if I do, I'll alienate them.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 September 2018

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Booked his day in court

A criminal wrote a book that explained how he couldn't have committed the crime. It was his alibiography.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 30 December 2018

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Alcohol?

Alcohol? No thanks. It's not really my cup of tea.

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Acetylene

It's good to be with people who think puns are a gas. Acetylene that way myself.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 September 2018

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