When I was a child, my duties in the church included helping to shorten or lengthen the holy robes. I was an alter boy.
Sometimes, I'd like to give my employees a one-way ticket to Mars. But I'm afraid if I do, I'll alienate them.
A criminal wrote a book that explained how he couldn't have committed the crime.
It was his alibiography.
Alcohol? No thanks. It's not really my cup of tea.
It's good to be with people who think puns are a gas. Acetylene that way myself.
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