Having children. What an heir raising experience that is!
A guitarist was so Baroque, he robbed a music store and ran off with the lute. His percussionist friend took a drum and beat it.
A man walked into a bar. The second man saw it and ducked, just in time.
An author did all his writing from a study beneath his house. It was a very cryptic book, but it was at a bargain-basement price, so he ended up with a best cellar.
If you put beer into your water bed, do you end up with a foam mattress?
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