You can always tell your doctor's a quack, when you see his a large bill.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
A deathly hush descends on the place as he slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.
There was a frog who parked his car in a no-parking zone. He shouldn't have been surprised when it was toad away.
When the young boy couldn't get off his horse at riding school, all the other children derided him.
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