Pilot on leave

And the pilot who went on sick leave, because he had the flew.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 May 2019

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The Cheap American Football Coach

Did you hear about the American Football coach who spent 25 cents to get a better passing game?

It turned out that what he got was worse than before, so he asked for his quarterback.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 10 October 2019

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Stand-up bicycle

I tried to get my bicycle to stand up... but it was two tired.

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The Best Scarecrow

He had won every award and received every possible accolade: he was simply the best scarecrow ever. He truly was out standing in his field.

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Pig's Voice

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

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