Cross a dog and a hen?

I crossed a dog with a hen. Got pooched eggs.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 February 2024

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Genetic Scents

Q: What kind of aftershave do genetic scientists wear? A:  Eau de clone.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 July 2022

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Chocolate Stereo

Did you hear that they've brought out a portable stereo which looks like a big chocolate cake. It's called a gateaux blaster.

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The Invisible Dromedary

There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see. Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 22 August 2023

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Doctor's Bill

You can always tell your doctor's a quack, when you see his a large bill.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 January 2024

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