People who talk about false gods are engaged in idol gossip.
A television weather reporter was involved in an accident, and broke both his arms and both legs.
He had to call in from hospital to explain about the four casts.
Q: How do you make a whale float?
A: Root Beer, two scoops of ice cream and a whale.
A vampire walks into a bar, and asks for a "Large glass of A-positive blood."
The bartender looks him square in the eyes, and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here."
Have you ever notice how groups of lions tend to move on just before autumn?
Of course; pride goeth before the fall.
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