Family Yachts

Both my brothers have their own private yachts. My parents own shares in a cruise line company, and my uncles are oil tycoons with a fleet of tanker ships. I guess you could say I've got a lot of relation-ships.

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Praying At The Grotto

As Reynoldo lit the votive candle at the grotto for San Jose de los Platanos, and prayed for the healthy delivery of his first child, he heard a disembodied voice say, "Your daughter will be born 17 inches long," To which Reynoldo replied, "Do you know the weight, too, San Jose?

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Undead romance

Why was the Zombie surprised when his ghoulfiend showed up for their date at 11pm? He didn't ex-spectre until midnight.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 December 2018

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Driving them baamy

Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his flock through town, and got a traffic ticket for making a ewe turn.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 April 2019

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Church Denominations

My church accepts any denomination. But they prefer tens and twenties.

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