High-rise Pigs

A famous architect designed a new kind of building - high rise accommodation for pigs. He called them "sty scrapers".

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Turn Up

He said "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library." I thought "That's a turn-up for the books."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 December 2018

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Dry Humour

Please excuse the dry humor of this phrase. It was purely pun-intentional.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 February 2019

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Singing Duck

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? A: Put him in the microwave until his bill withers.

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Game game

Zebra: Let's switch roles for awhile. Lion: OK, I'm game.

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