A famous architect designed a new kind of building - high rise accommodation for pigs. He called them "sty scrapers".
He said "I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library."
I thought "That's a turn-up for the books."
Please excuse the dry humor of this phrase. It was purely pun-intentional.
Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put him in the microwave until his bill withers.
Zebra: Let's switch roles for awhile.
Lion: OK, I'm game.
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