There was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. He was a real tan gent.
Gardeners' playing cards - weed em and reap.
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
A good pun is it's own re-word.
Q: What kind of engine do they use in golf carts?
A: Fore cyclinder.
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