Intuition

I asked her how she always seemed to know the answer, and she said she had a personal teacher inside her head. "I see," I said, "you've got in-tuition."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 February 2019

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Cross a dog and a hen?

I crossed a dog with a hen. Got pooched eggs.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 March 2019

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Genetic Scents

Q: What kind of aftershave do genetic scientists wear? A:  Eau de clone.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 May 2019

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Chocolate Stereo

Did you hear that they've brought out a portable stereo which looks like a big chocolate cake. It's called a gateaux blaster.

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The Invisible Dromedary

There was one a dromedary whose fur was an amazingly close match in colour to the desert sand, and he was almost impossible to see. Some called him 'the invisible dromedary', but in reality he wasn't invisible; he was just really well camel-flaged.

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