Crayon Tattoo

The tattoo artist couldn't use coloured pencils to do his artwork, and that made him really sad.

He just needed a shoulder to crayon.

 

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 June 2022

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With My Eyes Closed

My doctor asked me if I was sleeping well.

I said "Sleeping is one of the things I'm best at. I can do it with my eyes closed."

 

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 February 2024

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Kraken

All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 September 2022

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No Bells

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first "knock-knock" joke?

He won the No Bell Prize.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 13 November 2023

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Atheist Mathematician

I asked my atheist mathematician friend to solve some equations for me.

She said she couldn't do the exponential equations because she didn't believe in higher powers.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 June 2023

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