Wickends

I had a friend who used to work at a candle factory.

But only on the wickends.

He liked to wax lyrical about the job; said it was enlightening, but I knew he was burning out.

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I Know The Drill

I asked my dentist if he was sure he knew what he was doing.

He said "I've been doing this regularly for twenty years. I think I know the drill by now."

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Prose and Cons

Harry: "I just got a job at the prison library."

Bob: "Really, what's it like?"

Harry: "Oh you know, it has it's prose and cons..."

 

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Purple

My son said to me "What rhymes with purple?"

I said "No it doesn’t."

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Moustache

Sir, I moustache you a question… Ah, never mind, I’ll just shave it for later.

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