Hypothesis: Computer programmers are actually cats.
Proof: Programmers and cats are both capable of sitting motionless on a chair for hours, and then suddenly getting excited when they spot a bug.
Monday: didn’t jog
Tuesday: didn’t jog
Wednesday: didn’t jog
Thursday: didn’t jog
Friday: didn’t jog
This is a weak running joke.
My mother just texted me and said, "what does idk mean?"
I said, "I don't know."
She said, "Seems like nobody does."
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
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