- Funny Onion
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An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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- Terrible Thesaurus
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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
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- Liver
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Customer: "Hi, is that the pizza store?"
Pizza guy: "Yes, how can I help?"
Customer: "Do you deliver?"
Pizza guy: "Yes, of course."
Customer: "Great. I'd like a large pizza please. With liver."
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- The Gregorian Calendar
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The Gregorian calendar:
- Monday - Greg
- Tuesday - Ian
- Wednesday - Greg
- Thursday - Ian
- Friday - Greg
- Saturday - Ian
- Sunday - Greg
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- Higher Than A House
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Did you know that kangaroos can jump higher than a house?
Well of course they can. Houses can't jump.
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