Programmer Cats

Hypothesis: Computer programmers are actually cats.

Proof: Programmers and cats are both capable of sitting motionless on a chair for hours, and then suddenly getting excited when they spot a bug.

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Running

Monday: didn’t jog

Tuesday: didn’t jog

Wednesday: didn’t jog

Thursday: didn’t jog

Friday: didn’t jog

This is a weak running joke.

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IDK

My mother just texted me and said, "what does idk mean?"

I said, "I don't know."

She said, "Seems like nobody does."

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Funny Onion

An onion just told me a joke.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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Terrible Thesaurus

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.

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