Customer: "Hi, is that the pizza store?"
Pizza guy: "Yes, how can I help?"
Customer: "Do you deliver?"
Pizza guy: "Yes, of course."
Customer: "Great. I'd like a large pizza please. With liver."
The Gregorian calendar:
Did you know that kangaroos can jump higher than a house?
Well of course they can. Houses can't jump.
Higher Than A House
I had a friend who used to work at a candle factory.
But only on the wickends.
He liked to wax lyrical about the job; said it was enlightening, but I knew he was burning out.
I asked my dentist if he was sure he knew what he was doing.
He said "I've been doing this regularly for twenty years. I think I know the drill by now."
I Know The Drill
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