Harry: "I just got a job at the prison library."
Bob: "Really, what's it like?"
Harry: "Oh you know, it has it's prose and cons..."
My son said to me "What rhymes with purple?"
I said "No it doesn’t."
Sir, I moustache you a question… Ah, never mind, I’ll just shave it for later.
I had a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle.
So I decided to get a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.
So then I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
So I said to her, "You know what really makes me smile?"
And she just couldn't guess, so I told her: "The muscles in my face."
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