Prose and Cons

Harry: "I just got a job at the prison library."

Bob: "Really, what's it like?"

Harry: "Oh you know, it has it's prose and cons..."

 

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Purple

My son said to me "What rhymes with purple?"

I said "No it doesn’t."

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Moustache

Sir, I moustache you a question… Ah, never mind, I’ll just shave it for later.

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The Wooden Whistle

I had a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle.

So I decided to get a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.

So then I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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Smile

So I said to her, "You know what really makes me smile?"

And she just couldn't guess, so I told her: "The muscles in my face."

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