Up in the Night

John: My neighbours were up at three o'clock this morning, shouting and yelling.

Pete: Oh dear. Did they wake you up?

John: Nah. I was already up, practising my bagpipes.

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Musical Shops

Q: A note left for a pianist from his wife:
A: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

New: See a comic by Peter Gander based on this joke here.

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Roman Mathematics

The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.

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Zombie's fingers

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.

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Useful Metric Conversions

Useful Metric Conversions...
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 10 cards = 1 decacards
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipedes = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 2 wharves = 1 paradox

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