Bible Stories

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.

He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city. but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

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Cheesy Puns

For some people the only puns they make are about dairy products, because the rest are just too cheesy. When they think of one, they tend to milk it for all it's worth. Usually I don't think they're gouda enough, but we could find a whey to cream off the best ones.

I cheddar to think what they'll come out with next.

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Up in the Night

John: My neighbours were up at three o'clock this morning, shouting and yelling.

Pete: Oh dear. Did they wake you up?

John: Nah. I was already up, practising my bagpipes.

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Musical Shops

Q: A note left for a pianist from his wife:
A: Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.

New: See a comic by Peter Gander based on this joke here.

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Roman Mathematics

The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.

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