Left or right?

If you can only go left or right, and you know that left isn't right, then by a process of elimination, right must be right because it's the only way left.

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Judgement

Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.

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London Drunks

Three drunks were walking past the England National Stadum, in London.
The first one says "Look - ish Wembley!"
The second one says "Nah - itsh Thurshday."
The third one says "Thatsh a good idea - letsh get a drink."

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Duck!

There once was a man named Duck
Who drove to Duck River in a truck.
When he got there
Some dude threw a spear
Said a River Duck duck, "Duck, Duck!"

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Pocket Comb

I got a pocket comb. But who wants to comb their pockets?

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