If you can only go left or right, and you know that left isn't right, then by a process of elimination, right must be right because it's the only way left.
Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.
Three drunks were walking past the England National Stadum, in London.The first one says "Look - ish Wembley!"The second one says "Nah - itsh Thurshday."The third one says "Thatsh a good idea - letsh get a drink."
There once was a man named Duck
Who drove to Duck River in a truck.
When he got there
Some dude threw a spear
Said a River Duck duck, "Duck, Duck!"
I got a pocket comb. But who wants to comb their pockets?
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