Moustache

Sir, I moustache you a question… Ah, never mind, I’ll just shave it for later.

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The Wooden Whistle

I had a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle.

So I decided to get a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.

So then I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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Smile

So I said to her, "You know what really makes me smile?"

And she just couldn't guess, so I told her: "The muscles in my face."

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Don't Know?

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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Copyright Explained

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy.

If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write.

A right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right.

Should Jim Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would mean you copy Wright's right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right.

Right?

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