- Nothing
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They told me that nothing was impossible.
But I proved them wrong! I spent all day doing it.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 22 October 2022
Permalink: Nothing
- Category: One-liners
- Pirate Notes
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Q: What are a pirates favourite musical notes?
A: High Cs.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 July 2022
Permalink: Pirate Notes
- Category: One-liners
- Toulouse
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"Hey, Joe, do you want to come to the south of France with me?"
"Uh, I'm not sure..."
"Oh come on -- what have you got Toulouse?"
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 November 2023
Permalink: Toulouse
- Category: One-liners
- Hurdles
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I once knew a track and field athlete who was afraid of hurdles.
Fortunately, he got over it.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 22 July 2022
Permalink: Hurdles
- Category: One-liners
- Fake Flamingo
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He told her to stop pretending to be a flamingo, so she had to put her foot down.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 February 2023
Permalink: Fake Flamingo
- Category: One-liners
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