Search Matches

When I did an internet search on how to start a fire, I got lots of matches.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 November 2022

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Category: One-liners

Published: 27 October 2018

Old Bulbs

When the old-style lightbulbs were banned, I wasn't just angry about it; I was incandescent!

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 October 2023

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Category: One-liners

Published: 18 October 2018

Unhappy Farm

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a grumpy cow?

A: An animal that's in a baa-d moo-d.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 December 2024

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Category: One-liners

Published: 12 October 2018

Living Room

I could tell it wasn't a real haunted house, because it had a living room.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 April 2024

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Category: One-liners

Published: 12 October 2018