- Scalping Technique?
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I know the correct way to scalp people, but I can't think of it off the top of my head.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 March 2025
Permalink: scalp_memory
- Category: One-liners
- Vegetarian Vampire
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There was also a vampire who became a vegetarian.... he turned into a fruit bat.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 March 2025
Permalink: vege_vamp
- Category: One-liners
- Cereal Revelations
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I just saw a movie about some guy who had amazing revelations while eating his cereal. It was called Breakfast Epiphanies.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 September 2024
Permalink: breakepiph
- Category: One-liners
- Parrot Competition
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A pet shop held a competition to win a parrot. You could enter without buying anything, because there was no perches necessary.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 October 2023
Permalink: perches
- Category: One-liners
- College Love
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An university student fell in love, and dropped out of school to marry her young love.
She wrote to her parents to say that she had put the heart before the course.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 June 2023
Permalink: college_love
- Category: One-liners
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