- Priest's Vegetables
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The priest was tending his vegetable garden.
He bowed his head, and said: "Lettuice spray."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 August 2023
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- The blind man and the carpenter
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I see said the blind man. I saw said the carpenter
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 February 2025
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- Isthmus
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I had a nightmare that I was in Panama during a snowstorm. I was dreaming of a white isthmus.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 19 March 2023
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- Do you like Pina Coladas?
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I once knew a bailiff who moonlighted as a bartender.
He served subpoena coladas.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 29 May 2022
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- Tuna fish
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Q: You can tune a piano, but how do you tuna fish?
A: You play on it's scales.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 30 April 2022
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