- Milk Drinking Contest
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First cat: "How did you get on in the milk-drinking competition?"
Second cat: "I won by six laps."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 October 2024
Permalink: milk_drinking
- Category: One-liners
- A Farm Called Focus
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Three brothers bought a cattle ranch and asked their father what he thought they should name it.
He said, "Call it 'Focus', because that's where the sun's rays meet."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 December 2024
Permalink: raise_meat
- Category: One-liners
- Apple Crumble
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The best way to make an apple crumble is to torture it for 10 minutes.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 07 April 2024
Permalink: crumble
- Category: One-liners
- Singing without a key?
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The manager of the opera house couldn't find the key, so he had to break into song.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 May 2024
Permalink: keybreak
- Category: One-liners
- Santa's little helpers
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What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 08 February 2025
Permalink: clauses
- Category: One-liners
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