- Snakes Getting Married
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Q: Why did the boa constrictors get married.
A: Because they had a crush on each other.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 March 2025
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- Common Sense
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The trouble with skunks is that they don't have common scents.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 March 2025
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- Teed
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Old golfers don't get mad - they just get a little teed off.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 September 2024
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- The Weary Judge
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"Oh! I have had such a trying day," said the judge as he hung his coat.
"I know you try your best, but jury-ly think you can get away with saying that same sentence every day when you get home?" replied his wife.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 December 2023
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- Massage
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I used to work at a massage parlour, but I got fired. They said I just rubbed every body up the wrong way.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 September 2023
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