Caffeine and milk

Q: What do you call a drink that is just caffeine with frothy milk poured over it?

A: A cappu-C₈H₁₀N₄O₂

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Bucharest

Did you hear about the thief who got stopped by the police after robbing a library in the capital of Romania?

It was a book arrest.

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Speeding photon

Did you hear about the photon that got convicted for speeding?

But it was a light sentence: He got sent to prism, but got out almost immediately.

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Counting Eggs

Q: What do you call a hen who can count her eggs?

A: A mathemachicken.

 

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Piano Tuner

My very first job was as a trainee piano tuner.

My dad had to pull a few strings to get it for me, but I hit the right tone in the interview.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 September 2023

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