- Slashing the Budget
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The politician had to slash the budget, so he held a fund razor.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 01 March 2025
Permalink: fundraiser
- Category: One-liners
- Army Dentists
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How do you train a platoon of elite dentists in the army? You give them a drill instructor.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 10 April 2025
Permalink: army_dentists
- Category: One-liners
- Quakeing in his sleep
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James Bond once slept right through an earthquake.
He was shaken; not stirred.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 September 2022
Permalink: bondquake
- Category: One-liners
- New Year
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I don't think I was concentrating properly when midnight struck on January 1st 2000.
It just went in one era and out the other.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 May 2024
Permalink: eras
- Category: One-liners
- Drink Cement
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Drink wet cement, and get completely stoned!
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 November 2019
Permalink: cement
- Category: One-liners
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