Wintery Bees

Some people say that bees die during the winter, but I think they just hivernate.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 October 2019

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Florida

What safety features do medicine bottles in Florida have? They have Tampa-proof caps.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 February 2024

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Zen Hotdog

A Zen Master walks up to a hot-dog seller, and says: "Make me one with everything."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 03 October 2024

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Jump Leads

A jump-lead walks into a bar, and looks around aggressively at the other customers.

The barman says "All right, I'll serve you... but don't start anything."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 15 June 2024

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Catch a falling star...

If you get hit on the head by a shooting star, you'll meteor maker.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 January 2023

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