Church Bus

Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 December 2021

Permalink: masstrans

Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Wardobes

And the wardrobe manufacturing company...

The staff were hiding skeletons in the closet, but the boss found a way to wear them out eventually.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 August 2024

Permalink: wardrobes

Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

The Doberman's Story

A doberman pincer is telling his puppy a bedtime story. The story goes "Once upon a Time. The End."

The puppy says "Daddy, why such a short tale?"

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 July 2024

Permalink: doberman

Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Lack-toes?

Ever since my friend had all the digits amputated from his feet, I find him very annoying.

I think I might be lack-toes intolerant.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 13 March 2025

Permalink: lactose

Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018