- House training the pets
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In theory, housebreaking your dog may seem like a fine idea, but it doesn't look good on paper.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 April 2026
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- Better or worse
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There was a doctor who had trained in chemistry. His patients knew he would either helium or barium.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 November 2025
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- Category: One-liners
- Two Ships
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Then there was the ship carrying red paint that collided with another carrying blue paint.
What happened? Both crews were marooned.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 14 May 2026
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- Category: One-liners
- Blazer
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I bought a smoking jacket and a blazer at a fire sale.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 April 2025
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- No Credit
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Plastic surgery: Cutting up all your credit cards.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 September 2023
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