- Banana Tree
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I wanted to grow a banana tree in England, but my friend said I might have trouble with the climate.
So I told him: "I don't want to climb it; I just want to grow it."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 July 2024
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- Category: One-liners
- Who ya gonna call?
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There was a ghost at the hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 16 February 2022
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- Category: One-liners
- But how many carats is it?
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Two armed robbers raided a bank yesterday, only to find the vaults empty - except for one root vegetable in the middle of the room.
That certainly was a turnip for the crooks.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 May 2024
Permalink: turnipcrook
- Category: One-liners
- Deposed
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What about the king who got deposed by his enemy? He just got throne away.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 04 October 2024
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- Category: One-liners
- Half a rabbit
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I wanted to buy a half a rabbit, but the butcher didn't want to split hares.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 11 August 2022
Permalink: half_rabbit
- Category: One-liners
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