- Ducked
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A man walked into a bar. The second man saw it and ducked, just in time.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 23 December 2024
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- Category: One-liners
- Locksmith's Speech
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The locksmiths' brass band leader was asked to give a keynote speech.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 25 December 2024
Permalink: keynote
- Category: One-liners
- Getting Down
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How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't, you get down from a duck.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 28 February 2022
Permalink: gettingdown
- Category: One-liners
- The tomato and the lettuice
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A tomato and a lettuice had a race. The lettuice was a head, and the tomato had to ketchup.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 September 2024
Permalink: tomato
- Category: One-liners
- Bucking the trend
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There's a new trend of carrying water in a pail. But like any trend, some people prefer to bucket.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 June 2024
Permalink: buck_it
- Category: One-liners
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