- Bathroom Burglar
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The police caught a burglar last night after he broke into a bathroom window, stood on a set of scales and gave himself a weigh.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 27 April 2020
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- Category: One-liners
- Buck Tooth Dentist
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Did you hear about the buck-tooth dentist?
He only charged a dollar.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 June 2024
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- Category: One-liners
- Flying Elephant?
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I saw an elephant in the baggage claim area of an airport. He was waiting for his trunk.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 22 October 2020
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- van Gough in a bar
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Vincent van Gough walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him if he's like a drink.
"No thanks," says Vincent, "I've got one 'ere."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 10 January 2024
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- Category: One-liners
- A Glowing Marriage
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Two nuclear physicists got married recently. The ceremony was beautiful - she was absolutely radiant, and he was glowing too. Even the bridesmaids shone.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 April 2023
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- Category: One-liners
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