Tractor Wreck

Did you hear about the farmer in his tractor who got into a wreck with a car?

He plowed right into it.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 06 September 2023

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Too Heavy

The company nurse told me I was too heavy, so I applied for thick leave.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 March 2025

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Shoe Boxing

Can a shoe box?

No. But a tin can.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 September 2023

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Badge Holders

An official stopped me in the hospital car park to tell me "You can't park here. It's badge holders only"

"But I have got a bad shoulder!" I replied.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 December 2024

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Light Bulbs

Remember: Light bulbs are just a filiament of your imagination.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 July 2022

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