Mash

My potato gun was confiscated by the United Nations.

They said I wasn't allowed to have weapons of mash destruction.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 October 2024

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Origami Class

I used to go to an origami class, until it folded.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 January 2025

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Pinocchio

"I saw Pinocchio last night! No, not the movie, the real Pinocchio!"

"You're joking!?"

"Nope, I wooden kid you!"

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 November 2022

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Let Sleeping Cows Lie

The cattle were all fast asleep, so we had to move them with a bulldozer.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 22 January 2025

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Shakespeare the Cheese Seller

Before he became a writer, William Shakespeare used to sell Swiss Cheese. He gave up the job because people kept complaining about his cheese. They would say to him "No holes, bard".

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 April 2024

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