- Mash
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My potato gun was confiscated by the United Nations.
They said I wasn't allowed to have weapons of mash destruction.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 October 2024
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- Category: One-liners
- Origami Class
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I used to go to an origami class, until it folded.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 26 January 2025
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- Pinocchio
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"I saw Pinocchio last night! No, not the movie, the real Pinocchio!"
"You're joking!?"
"Nope, I wooden kid you!"
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 November 2022
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- Category: One-liners
- Let Sleeping Cows Lie
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The cattle were all fast asleep, so we had to move them with a bulldozer.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 22 January 2025
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- Category: One-liners
- Shakespeare the Cheese Seller
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Before he became a writer, William Shakespeare used to sell Swiss Cheese. He gave up the job because people kept complaining about his cheese. They would say to him "No holes, bard".
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 18 April 2024
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