Unemployed Jesters

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 October 2024

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Optical Glass

Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much....

Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 20 August 2024

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Great Sandwich

Q: Why can a man never go hungry in a great desert?

A: He can eat the sand which is there.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 01 July 2022

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Arresting a Fruit Seller

The arresting officer said to the fruit-seller: "Don't make this any harder than it needs to be, just kumquat-ly."

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 02 December 2024

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Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018