Did you hear about the American Football coach who spent 25 cents to get a better passing game?
It turned out that what he got was worse than before, so he asked for his quarterback.
I tried to get my bicycle to stand up... but it was two tired.
He had won every award and received every possible accolade: he was simply the best scarecrow ever. He truly was out standing in his field.
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
And the wardrobe manufacturing company... The staff were hiding skeletons in the closet, but the boss found a way to wear them out eventually.
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