Ice-cream college

I wanted to learn how to make ice-cream, so I started attending sundae school.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 13 March 2024

Permalink: sundae

Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Breakfast Murders

At breakfast time I am so hungry I could murder a bowl of cornflakes. Does that make me a cereal killer?

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 13 January 2022

Permalink: breakmurders

Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Scents Test

And scientists have come up with a new measure of smelliness for gasses: they calculate how many molecules are scented within each breath of gas.

The results are on shown the "per fume" scale.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 10 September 2023

Permalink: perfume

Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018

Korean Vampires

How do you know if you've met a Korean vampire?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 09 September 2023

Permalink: seoul

Category: One-liners

Published: 07 September 2018