Gardener's Cards

Gardeners' playing cards - weed em and reap.

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Inflatable Shoes

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A Good Pun

A good pun is it's own re-word.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 10 February 2019

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Golf Carts

Q: What kind of engine do they use in golf carts? A: Fore cyclinder.

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Pilot on leave

And the pilot who went on sick leave, because he had the flew.

This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 21 May 2019

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