- Enrolling in Theological College
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A man wanted to become a priest, so he went to a theological college to enroll. But when he arrived, he was met at the gates, and given his degree without even having to step into the college.
When he asked why, they said that it had been pre-ordained.
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- Mathematicians Changing Light Bulbs
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Q. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one - who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.
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- Auction Puns
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Everyone knows that auctions speak louder than words - that's because of the auction-ears. And it's still the one place where you can still get something for nodding, Though of course you do have to stay to the bidder end.
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- The Space Pen
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During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the United States' NASA decided it needed a ballpoint pen that could write in the zero gravity environment in their space capsules.
After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of approximately a million dollars. The pen worked well, and even enjoyed some success as a novelty item back here on Earth.
The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.
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