Bad Job

"Say, Bill," a man said to his pal, "how do you like your new job?"
"It's the worst job I ever had."
"How long have you been there?"
"About three months."
"So why don't you quit?"
"No way. This is the first time in 20 years that I've looked forward to going home!"

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Old Kings

Old kings never die; they just get throne away.

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Garments

Why is it that you pack your suits in a garment bag, but pack your garments in a suitcase?

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Subtlety?

There's a difference between subtlety and just being obscure, but it's quite a subtle difference that can easily be obscured.

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Reinventing the wheel

We are great at re-inventing wheels. Our latest has a flat side to the wheel to make parking easier.

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