- Grass Gearbox
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A friend of mine tried to build a gear-box for his car using nothing but dried grass.
It was never going to work; I think he was clutching at straws.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 05 November 2024
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- Category: One-liners
- Lettuce
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A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.
"That looks nasty," says the doctor.
"Nasty?!?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 06 November 2024
Permalink: lettuce
- Category: One-liners
- Robbery
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I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material witness.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 12 August 2023
Permalink: material
- Category: One-liners
- Blankets
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Another poor soul worked at a company making blankets. He lost his job when the company folded.
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 24 February 2022
Permalink: blankets
- Category: One-liners
- Sawed
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I came, I sawed, I yelled "Timber!"
- This joke was Joke Of The Day on: 17 December 2023
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- Category: One-liners
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